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Smotherism

-noun
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.
Smotherism has done for Calcutta's starving masses what Catholic priests have been doing for little boys for generations...
by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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Vagina Smother

When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.
Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.
by b4sucks September 9, 2009
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smoothy

an iron, something that smoothes wrinkles
i went to my ho's house to get some stank on my hang down and she hit me with a smoothy
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smthy__

a cute femboi pokiDrool
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Smethy

A female who was attractive then got strung out on meth
Hey that girl is smethy
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slothy slut

when you're an absolute dirty slut at heart but you're too lazy to follow through with your slutty desires.
Katie: Are you about to get dicked down and give Jason that spin cycle sloppy toppy tonight?
Blakelee: I want to get absolute railed but I'm just too lazy.
Katie: Stop being such a slothy slut!
by rainbowloom4life69 February 27, 2021
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gettin slothy

Gettin slothy, or formally "getting slothy" is a slacker oriented term which has been popularized by the trend of "sloth" in general. The term is mysteriously versatile and a shape shifting cultural phrase. One must drop the final "G" consonant when pronouncing the word "getting" which enhances the lazy lackluster version of pronunciation of "gettin" in the phrase. One is gettin slothy when they do the following:

1. Slowly head out to a place or task they don't really want to do. This would include things like mowing the lawn, going to summer school, heading to work when there is an uprising and other things people don't want to do but go at a sloth's speed because it must be accomplished. It is different than procrastination because they are doing the task but slightly unwillingly, with lazy effort and lack of enthusiasm.

2. Hanging out-chilling with no purpose or direction. Chilling at the crib, as it were.

3. Getting dirty in one's own body odor from doing sports or other smelly activities.
"Time to roll we gotta go, come on, we're gettin slothy"

"What are you guys doing tonight"?
"We're just gettin slothy"

"Are you going to ever mow the lawn"?
"I am gettin slothy with it today".

"Man you stank today what have you been doing?"
"Gettin slothy"
by misp October 20, 2013
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