Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.

Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence

by Ozmandia August 2, 2009

Smore Smack

Much like the ever popular slore slap, but with a knee to the genitals included

He is such a smore, I think you should smore smack him.

by trace-dawg January 27, 2010

Anal Smore

When a male or female or tranny has a poop coming out of their anus and a male inserts his penis into the poopy anus while ejaculating. Therefore making an anal smore.

Graham crackers optional.

Bro, I totally anal smored that girl last night.

by MILFHUNTER92 October 19, 2012

E-sported

Term used in game where your opponent winning the game by getting good RNG

I know im getting e-sported when his mons getting additional turn 3times in a row

by Locosmocos January 24, 2018

are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

by Lazy727 October 24, 2007

SmarterChild

A stupid robot. He doesnt even get his own joke!

Me: do you no any jokes?
- SmarterChild - says:
How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
me: how many?
- SmarterChild - says:
At least a few.
Me: i dont get it
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't either.

by LeahClaire February 13, 2007

rip snorter

Brilliant, great, fantastic.

That was a rip snorter of a piss up last night mate!

by Sambolini January 4, 2007