Shitzu

A motorcycle in GTA V that only shits in Japan

I saw Shitzu shiting.

by Gta v August 12, 2016

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

Smitard

A person who flexes idek

Oh i got more subs than u ever will - Smitard

*cries* - kid

by Rapid Tk March 17, 2019

Cazo smit

cazo smit is a lanky bastard who will most definitely be your best friend for life. She is so tall and will protect u with her fabulous long legs. You will always feel loved around cazo smit. She is very lovable and would never hurt a fly, they only thing she would hurt is PABLO FOR CARVING HIM FOR HALLOWEEN 😭😭

‘‘ wow, she is so lanky. she MUST be a Cazo smit.’’

by go grove October 30, 2019

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

sitzpinkler

As above,ie directly translated from German as "a man who urinates whilst sitting down"; refers to a man who is hen-pecked or under the thumb of his wife/girlfriend, or is otherwise weak or effeminate.

Is Ian coming down the pub later?

What, are you kidding? You know he's a total sitzpinkler these days.

by goatfuck October 22, 2007

skitz

meaning tight, dope, or phat.

Those shoes are skitz.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003