Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.

I am such a smitten kitten

by eejit101 June 1, 2011

shitweasel

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."

by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008

Ka-Smite

To beat the fuck out of someone so hard that shit is coming out of their ears.

Rick ka-smited Bill and now hes in a wheelchair.

by Jack Anderson December 23, 2005

smitten mittens

Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.

She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.

by MauiBoi August 31, 2012

smitten

Being absolutely enamored with someone with every fiber of your being. You think about this person every second of every day and when together they feel like home. Feelings well up inside leaving you giddy and speechless every time you see them as you can't help but admire how beautiful they are. Seconds to hours, hours to weeks, days to months, it feels like you have known them forever. Your heart yearns to be by their side, fingers intertwined, gazing deeply into each other's eyes glistening like stars.

Love blazing like the sun above Amber and Justin were heavily smitten with one another.

by Androgynonymous October 5, 2022

The Smite Effect

In any moba game, when playing a character for free or on rotation you seemingly do great getting as many kills as possible. When you buy the character using your own money or the in game currency you seem to go terrible. There is no other explanation for this sudden bad play but the smite effect.

''Man Teemo was on rotation when I played him I went 40 and 0. Dude I bought him and suddenly went 1 and 11. Yeah bro the smite effect at its finest.''

by Chrispwnface January 3, 2014

Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018