Skirch

The nasty yellowish green substance found on the rim of a toilet under the seat or in the danger zone; Bits of hair are often found embedded in skirch. Usually found in bathrooms where no women are present.

After years of not being cleaned the 7-eleven bathroom had a thick deposit of skirch

by Elliott Leonard April 7, 2008

snirch

something that used to be a lot of fun, but is now confined to a small area and is uninspiring.

Chris is a snirch these days, never leaves his home and isn't as fun as old Chris

by columbiangabe June 28, 2010

Smitch

Combination of small and bitch.

That girl is so mean! What a smitch!

by Jdup93 January 28, 2011

Smitch

n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin

"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."

by Bownsaw April 24, 2003

Smitch

(n) A small amount or portion, just a little bit.

Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.

by GrandmaSue98010 August 14, 2014

smirckish

Another way of saying that is messed up, or that is f*cked up.

That's hella smirckish

by yadada510 May 21, 2006

smircle

Noun; Many people gathering in a circle to smoke weed and are passing the dutchy pon the left hand side.

Blud, join the smircle
Duude, your breaking the smircle

by Germans November 25, 2007