When sombody crushes the smarties and puff the crushed powder out their mouth
by Smartiesmokerr March 11, 2023
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Any pants you are wearing at the time you make a smarty pants comment.
Ooh, that was a good one - Patrick must have his smarty pants on today.
by fushigi88 July 29, 2009
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Smarties are a kind of candy, chocolate with candy coating. They're round and come in a multitude of colours. Party-smarties are ecstacy pills. They're also round and come in a multitude of colours. And they're good for parties. Did I mention they were round?.... But I have seen triangular ones before....
We just need to stop and pick up some party-smarties on our way to dinner with your mother.
by Icewind March 4, 2005
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1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
by Calico Cal June 6, 2004
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A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)
"Are the falcons going to win"
(blue smartie picked) "NO"
by you know October 31, 2004
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When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.

Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.

They always win.
Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.

I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers
by JBN Gstache April 25, 2007
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the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
"oh you so silly, hit me with another cross street smartie bar."
by Kinsey-Loo October 27, 2008
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