smashbombed

The word used to describe someone overly drunk or high, or a combination of those two effects.

Look at Tim, he's such a shitshow. Tim replies, I'm smashbombed.

by Tim Lemaham December 13, 2009

Pity-smash

An affectionate low level hook-up often made in commiseration, with no serious emotional involvement on the part of the smasher, but sometimes inadvertently on the part of the smashee. Essentially a modern update of the 80s/90s 'Sympathy Fuck'.

Sue pity-smashed Tom after his break up with Helen, and now he thinks it's serious and won't leave her alone..

by wolfalicia December 8, 2020

Double Hudini Smash

When in the act of having anal sex with your partner, you say you have to pull out for a second (to put on another condom or some other reason) then your friend switches in and starts having anal sex with her while you sneek around outside and wave at her through a window. then when she turns to look who is having sex with her your friend punches her in the face and at the same time you punch through the window.

Dude, she was so freaked out when me and my friend Double Hudini smashed her!

by The Majician August 10, 2010

Steve in Smash

Steve from Minecraft along with Zombie, Endermen, and Alex are all in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Did you see Steve in Smash

by Saint Wumples October 1, 2020

Cheek Smashing

When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.

John's girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him last night so he resorted to cheek smashing her.

by Bodaciouss May 1, 2011

I'd smash

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

by Keta January 27, 2006

Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼

"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"

by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017