Laptop Smacker

modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.

1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.

Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.

guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop

guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--

(housebell rings)

by Yadog May 29, 2009

Smackeroos

Money

Ay fam pas us them smackeroos so I can get us a bottle o' larga

by XylexPhD February 15, 2021

slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.

"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."

by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012

smackerman

Probably the most unintelligent life form that god himself made, more than likely by some fluke accident.

Yo nibba you see Turbo over there? He's a real Smackerman aint he!

by Amamakskcbdjx January 31, 2017

smackboob

Another word for stupid,dumbass,retarted,etc'

Dorian:2+2=10
Ayo:Nigga are you smackboob

by Ur_A_SMACKBOOB December 26, 2017

Smacker station

A store that sells pens/vapes to under age teens.

Bro: Aye bro you tryna go to the smacker station
Other bro: he’ll yea you got $10 for that smacker

by The boysss April 3, 2020

smuckaroo

Gay ass way to say dollar

Baby, let’s have anal for 5 smuckaroos

by Jeffrey Sours November 5, 2020