wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

smellaphone

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

by Stebo November 18, 2004

Smellanie

A cancerous growth of a girl that feeds on the happiness of others, until there is no more left in the entire world for anyone. One of the causes of the downfall of Western Civilization.

Dude, you really have to break up with that girl, she's a Smellanie.

by helloiamjon September 6, 2011

New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Ball Smell

When you stick your hands down your pants after a long day at work or school and you balls have that "ball smell."

After Spiderman 3 i stuck my hands down my pants and rubbed my fingers all over my nutsack and then stuck my fingers under my girlfriend's nose and she puked uncontrollably from the "Ball Smell."

by da boyz from lakewood May 9, 2009

smell like milk

If someone says "you smell like milk," it means someone thinks you've "just been suckling from mother's tit", which is meant to imply that you're naïve, young, unqualified, or innocent.

"You smell like milk, make room for the big girls, sweetheart."

by AppleSauce0233 January 1, 2014