Slurpee Rule

A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.

Also see

-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule

Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount

by resonant_tesla February 25, 2011

Slurpee Slinger

A middle Eastern 7-Eleven employee

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"

by Todd A. March 12, 2008

slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.

I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.

by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004

slurpee pimptress

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.

Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!

by RoboSpy March 25, 2004

Slurpee with no Slush

A "Slurpee with no Slush" is when a female has oral sex with a male. To not get confused with the term (Slurpee) meaning either a (blowjob) or the cold beverage you must include "With no Slurpee"

Yo Dave! remember Patricia at the party? she gave me a Slurpee with no Slush!

by lukezatron July 22, 2020

Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11

Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?

by Alec campione September 14, 2016

Slurpee Jockey

Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.

Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?

by Saysomemore March 12, 2008