slowbo

Are really retarded individual

Slowbo is use as an insult to a stupid individual

Pipe down slowbo your killing my brain cells

by Jabarg123 January 13, 2021

slowlyspirited

The owner of this page needs serious help and is clinically depressed. Others find them hot but really they are ugly as hell. The are attracted to older men and has a worrying obsession with fruity pebbles. They are also slow in the brain, hence the name slowlyspirited.

Do you know where I can find a darkskin tall girl with a fat ass on instagram?

Mhmm! slowlyspirited for sure! Matches your description perfectly.

by sorearchive June 24, 2021

Slowboating

Slowboating is a science fictional verb/slang to a theoretical means of traveling between star systems known as Multi-Generational Space Voyaging. Moving slower than Light Speed. This can pertain to humans who essentially are living and dying per generation during a multi-light year voyage or individuals whom are frozen and waiting time of their arrival at their destination, which could take centuries if not longer.

With no Faster-Than-Light drive, I guess were slowboating it to next inhabited solar system.

by Wrangler9033 February 22, 2022

Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

My moon is slowly hiding her shine

You're taking a long time to reply

My moon is slowly hiding her shine, maybe I'm not that important.

by @cessprttyugh March 24, 2022

slowcock

A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.

Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.

Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!

by Big d 82 October 13, 2017

slowboating

The actions associated with a slowboat.

Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.

"I saw Josh at the park trying to prove that gravity isn't real. He's always up there slowboating."

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018