Sloshed

When a person is very intoxicated/drunk

"Dude, Max and I got so sloshed lastnight at Keith's party!"

by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008

sloosh'n

The act of catching multiple striped bass

The one rule of sloosh'n, just keep sloosh'n them striped bass!

by Headstomp July 7, 2011

Slosh

to get fuckin crunked; wasted; to consume an above average amount of alcohol

"mix up that slosh juice"
"that guy was so sloshed that he got leveled"

by Ja Broni September 29, 2005

Slorstitute

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.

That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.

by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

by MR2 July 27, 2008

Ball Slosh

A hot, sloppy, wet blow job.

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018