Shitty poo poo butthole balls

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.

John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck

by You sad human February 11, 2019

shitty wet willy

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear

I gave her a shitty wet willy

by justin mackay,justice mitchell December 31, 2021

Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

man shitty

A foot ball club that is new and their owner is is billionaire and have no true fans

He is in a man shitty

by Los mad yt May 7, 2019

man shitty

A ballfoot club that kicks foot and has trash and shitty fans.

He is a supporter of man shitty

by THE BIG JEFFF November 30, 2019

Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.

Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!

by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

He was number one!

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.

by Punkbird July 22, 2014