fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy

That fake slytherin is a hoe

by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

slutherine

A person who is a slut and who would be in the Syltherin House at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Alternate defintions: a slut named Katherine.

"Dude, she's all over our Facebook convos. And did you see her lack of shirts on Halloween? WHAT a slutherine."

by justaguy123 November 12, 2011

Slytherpuff

A syltherpuff is someone who has loads of sarcasm, but is too kind to use it to offend somebody. If they do offend someone on purpose, they will feel bad right after. They are 2 stubborn to apologize but wanting to desperatly!

“I think that slytherpuff felt bad for calling me dumb, but they have not apologized”

by The slytherin May 29, 2018

slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

can i slytherin?

Saying, can I get in bed with you

Are you going to bed soon?
Yes.
Can I slytherin?

by TRSS December 5, 2016

Slytherin

The act of a male's basilisk entering a female's chamber of secrets.

Ay girl, can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

by Ororin July 25, 2011