1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.
2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.
2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.
by Da saus is good April 7, 2008
Get the gimp slapped mug.A portmanteau of the words "seppuku" and "bukkake" meaning the act of ritual suicide by facial.
The seppukkake is performed after the practitioner has prepared his soul to leave the mortal coil through meditative rituals that vary from culture to culture, after which the practitioner typically submits to the seed. The seed is usually donated by honored guests and assistants, as this greatly increases the probability of seppukkake success through an abundance of volume, but the ritual is often performed alone and in secret by practitioners who are particularly dishonored. These latter practitioners have a much higher rate of failure and are regularly discovered in their homes' closets or bathrooms, much to their dismay, by parents, siblings, or spouses, and the practitioner then lives in further dishonor.
In historical context, it is believed that the legendary Musashi Hamtaro, after being bested in a duel in Japan some eight hundred years ago, committed ritual suicide by seppukkake to end his life's dishonor.
The seppukkake is performed after the practitioner has prepared his soul to leave the mortal coil through meditative rituals that vary from culture to culture, after which the practitioner typically submits to the seed. The seed is usually donated by honored guests and assistants, as this greatly increases the probability of seppukkake success through an abundance of volume, but the ritual is often performed alone and in secret by practitioners who are particularly dishonored. These latter practitioners have a much higher rate of failure and are regularly discovered in their homes' closets or bathrooms, much to their dismay, by parents, siblings, or spouses, and the practitioner then lives in further dishonor.
In historical context, it is believed that the legendary Musashi Hamtaro, after being bested in a duel in Japan some eight hundred years ago, committed ritual suicide by seppukkake to end his life's dishonor.
Nick very nearly performed seppukkake one night when his wife accidentally shot him in the eye with his own ejaculation. That will teach him to lay down for a handjob.
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a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
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"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"
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Mike was felching Noddy and he coughed and fell over and "shepped" the table
Mike was felching Noddy and he coughed and fell over and "shepped" the table
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