symphony of sirens

What is often heard outside should you try to be enjoying what little bit of silence you can get living in a shitty city.

I often hear a symphony of sirens outside when I'm trying to relax at home.

by JoeNJ2 May 7, 2011

Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.

Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.

by Cal94 September 19, 2019

Simphony

noun. a song that a simp listens to on repeat following a heartbreak

I was up all night listening to X. What a simphony.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simphony

A group of Muskrats. Typically consisting of a bunch of absolute loser grown men who are obsessed with the world's cringiest billionaire. They roam the internet gargling Elon Musk's balls in the vain hope that daddy will notice them.

Don't tweet about his Apartheid emerald mine money, unless you want a simphony of Muskrats in your replies.

by Jane Grape Geyser November 2, 2022

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010

Ringtone Symphony

When an event or disaster occurs that is of sufficient magnitude and general interest that everyone must get on the phone and tell everyone about it - what occurs in a public place is a ringtone symphony. You are sitting in a restaurant or concert and every phone in the place goes off all at once.

Last time there was an earthquake in SF, I was sitting in the restaurant when all f a sudden there was a ringtone symphony.

by HWM April 14, 2013

Dirty Symphony

Fast lesbian intercourse

Damn bro did you hear? They did a dirty symphony last night!

by bungeegum May 6, 2020