Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )

People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)

by Olive989 March 15, 2023

Suffering Siblings

A song from the FNF mod "FNF: Pibby Apocalypse" features Finn and Jake from Adventure Time, corrupted by the darkness from Learning with Pibby.

Person 1: "Yo dude did you listen to Suffering Siblings? That shit goes hard!"

Person 2: "Meh, Come Along with Me better."

by mugsarecool November 6, 2023

Pain and Suffering

Being in school while your siblings are on holidays

i will inflict pain and suffering upon you

by gryffingay December 8, 2022

five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell

Five finger death punch but a bit more extreme

Person 1: 5fdp

Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!

by Vos ro dah November 14, 2020

Jesus suffering fuck

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.

1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"

by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008

Slabbering

A Northern Irish way of saying talking shit

Aye will you stop yer slabbering about me ma right

by Depression_is_in_session November 9, 2018

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

Person 2: okay

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021