Flight Simulator

Sexual act where a female wears a strap-on, delivers anal sex to a male in missionary position while simultaneously stroking his penis with two hands.

The actions involved would be similar to a fighter pilot holding a joystick, while executing advanced evasive flight maneuvers in the cockpit.

Josh Will asked Karly if she wanted to ride the flight simulator, he was too tired and wanted to lay down for the night.

by the great knife January 16, 2011

Simulgasm

Simultaneous orgasm achieved when both partners climax at the same moment. An amazing and mind blowing occurence.

Stacey and Ann moaned in delight as they reached simulgasm.

by Not Christine November 20, 2010

Food-Simulator

Cafeteria food that's not so imaginitave, and/or is lackluster. Also refered to as 'The Sim' or 'Bacteria' (cafeteria)

I'm going down to the Food-Simulator to chow down because I didn't pack a lunch today.

by k2aileron December 10, 2008

simulisten

A portmanteau of simultaneous and listen, a simulisten occurs when two or more people in an IRC channel, on Facebook, or on a message board decide to listen to an album simultaneously. Usually accompanied by unanimous praise and multiple users quoting the lyrics.

Adam: dude bro wanna simulisten that new eminem shit
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?

by z-totha-rb November 5, 2010

tuber simulator

A mobile game created by the man, Pewdiepie himself that IS STILL RELEVANT GODAMMIT!!!

Person 1: "Hey! What game are you playing on your phone rn?"

Person 2: "The most relevant game out there, godammit."

1: "Which is..."

2: "Tuber simulator!!! Also sub to pewdiepie and unsubscribe to T-Series."

by garcya March 20, 2019

simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

pet simulator x

a ROBLOX game where you spend all of your Robux for useless gamepass and also get harrassed by stupid scammers

Kreekcraft: Pet simulator x is a cool game
Some dude: oh yeah that game where you get scammed and spend all ur robux for game pass

by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022