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by squidsisters March 6, 2022
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Vielle stimulator

Designed as a means to enhance clitoral stimulation, with specially positioned nodules on the palmar aspect. It is made from PVC and is worn on a finger during digital stimulation of the clitoris or other genital structures.

It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.

The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.

I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!

A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?

Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
"What is that you are wearing on your finger, Mummy?"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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tower defense simulator

roblox game that is based off of the tower defense genre, And takes 50 years to update.
yo bro you wanna hop on tower defense simulator, "no i don't that game sucks it takes to long to update"
by korbloc_dragonte April 9, 2022
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Yandere Simulator

Yandere Simulator is about a girl who is born without any feelings for others or herself, even if she killed. Her mother always told her that “ One day, you’ll meet someone *special*.” Ayano (the girl) always waited for this day to come. And one day while walking in the halls of Akademi High she bumps into a boy, Taro Yamada. He was the boy that she had always dreamed of. She instantly fell in love as he helped her up. After school she gets a text message from a girl named “info-Chan.” She says that another girl is trying to win Taros heart, and that she is going to confess her love to Taro under the cherry tree behind the school at 6:00pm on Friday. Ayano is furious and has to kill, befriend/betray, make Taro dislike her etc. After her first rival, come nine more. ( This list comes with the first rival too.) Osana Najimi, Amai Odayaka, Kizana Sunobu, Oka Ruto, Asu Rito, Muja Kina, Osoro, Shidesu, Hanako Yamada, and Megami Saikou. Ayano only has 10 weeks to get rid of all the rivals. It gets harder every week for Ayano to eliminate the rivals. If she gets caught being a psycho by Senpai she would get heartbroken (Senpai thinks she’s a freak and doesn’t want like her. Therefore, he won’t accept her love confession on Friday if she eliminated all her rivals.) The final game is not finished but, you can still play it as a debug sandbox for testing
YANDERE

A yandere has no emotion when killing and sabotaging. She never will have emotions until Senpai is hers.

Yandere Simulator-

A game of trying to win a boys heart
by Kermit The Yandere March 30, 2020
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Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.
Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.
by Lord Potato October 2, 2019
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retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard
person 1 “is water wet
person 2“retard simulator
by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018
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Pet Simulator X

Also known as Pet Sim X, this game is on a platform called Roblox and is literally gacha hell. You could spend literal months grinding for a good pet (if you had just gotten the game), one that's actually usable, or you could just spend 400 robux to spend on an exclusive egg (basically the egg where all the pets that actually have value are located) to get one just as good or better.

There are so many deadass gamepasses that are stupidly overpowered, people who have them will rocket past people who don't. Opening eggs is extremely slow unless you buy Triple eggs, and not fast unless you buy Octuple eggs.

Making any progress at all is almost impossible unless you beg or spend robux. Gems are insanely hard to get if you don't pay to win (the new diamond cave does NOT help at all), to get ONE of the pets in the game to fill your pet dex, you have to spend 4,500 robux to have a 1 PERCENT CHANCE of getting a huge diamond cat.

The scamming is also a big issue. Little Timmy stole mommy's credit card to buy 10 exclusive eggs, got nothing good, tried to sell it in the trading plaza, got scammed, and cried himself to sleep. (This is just speculation)

Overall, this game is stupid. I don't get why little 7 year olds are ruining their lives wasting their days alive playing this brain dead pay to win piece of dogshit.
John: Yoo I just got a new titanic pet in pet simulator X! I only spent 273,800 robux getting it!
Lincoln: What the fuck is wrong with you
John: I'm literally 6 years old
Lincoln: Where did you get all that robux?
John: My mom. Don't worry, I only spent 2,700 dollars in real life to get all of it!
by a_random_idot May 15, 2023
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