Sideshowed Out

When someone who is participating in a "sideshow" has run short on funds and/or vehicles, and thus can no longer participate in the "sideshow".

Nick, just shortly after moving to the Bay Area, wrecked his Cadillac and his School bus at the sideshow. Word spread quickly that he was all sideshowed out.

by 540-434 February 24, 2009

Sideskified

to be in the middle of sexual activity and having your parents come and interupt you

(You are in the middle of getting blown) Oh shit my parents are home!

Girl: Haha you got sideskified.

by Dickie V November 21, 2009

sidestream

To watch episodes of a television show without the person you swore you'd watch 'em with. A different kind of virtual cheatin'.

I knew that dick wasn't the one when I caught him sidestreaming Breaking Bad. That fool promised me he'd wait 'til I got off work, but I heard Jesse Pinkman before I stepped through the door.

by mw_writes September 26, 2014

sideslosh

A sideline that is so embarrassing, that you wouldn't even want you wouldn't even admit to it in a confessional.

My sideslosh is so fugly, Charlie Sheen wouldn't even fuck them.

by Jennanightmare July 12, 2015

both sides of the ashtray

A phrase coined by Mr. Blues to describe both sides in the conflict over smoking in bars and other public places.

Despite the rancor there is one thing about the smoking situation that we should all be able to agree on: There are fanatical zealots on "both sides of the ashtray"®.

by Mr. Blues September 7, 2005

california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.

There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe

by Mature mario November 17, 2016

Cleveland Sideslapper

When the female vagina has become loose because of overusage the sides of the vagina flaps as she walks. Science has shown that all girls in cleveland have loose pussies.

Her cleveland sideslapper hit me in the face and gave me a black eye.

by Ramchargerz April 27, 2009