sideburns

When girls shave two landing strips into their pubes.... looks like sidburns

"Dude, I could see her bright red sideburns through her white shorts!"

by Shmelgs November 15, 2007

sideburns

To be a guy and fuck a girl who has more facial hair then yourself.

Skyler: dude you fucked a sideburns thats discusting. you better have been intoxicated you ickle slut.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 10, 2005

Sideburns

Hair that grows down the side of the legs from a bushy womans vagina

Did you see that sexy girl in the bikini? Yes did you see them sideburns

by Stretchnutzz87 December 27, 2015

Sideburns-Pube

The hair between your Penis and thigh

James: I shaved my pubes the other day
Jacob: Did you get you get your Sideburns-Pube
James: Yeah I it was the hardest place to get

by LOLER12 September 6, 2016

sideburned

To be placed in a difficult situation as a result of your own foolish actions

NOW YOU'RE SIDEBURNED

by SumRandomName March 22, 2025

sour sideburns

The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.

"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"

by The pyromaniac November 7, 2009

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015