crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Doin The Sideburns

A guy that has sex with a chick with facial hair

Bobby-"Man gross,I was Doin The Sideburns last week"

by Menani September 23, 2011

elvis sideburns

Back in the 70's, hairy twats were the in thing. When at the beach, a hot chick in a bikini with much pubic hairs coming out of the bikini bottom. Just like the big elvis sideburns Fat Elvis rocked with.

Hey ,let's go to Heath Beach and have a few brews and dubies. We can check out the hot chick's with elvis sideburns.

Or

Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.

by Double D in Detroit October 30, 2017