shazzam

Something that should never be said to an officer of the law...

"Son, where's your licence?"
"SHAZZAM!"
"...son, I'm going to have you ask you to step out of the car."

by Orphans January 11, 2005

Shiza Minnelli

Def 1. A funny way to describe needing to take a big giant shit.

Def 2. another way to give a cleveland steamer where you take a crap on someones chest then tap dance on it while singing a Liza Minelli song (fan fav for seniors without heart conditions).

I need to rock a Shiza Minnelli" or "it smells like someone Shiza Minelli'd in here" or "I brought back that girl from the bar and gave her a Shiza Minelli

by Duckslayer11 October 10, 2010

Shazaroo

Making someone feel obliged,sorry for you or guilty so they will give you cigarettes/booze.

slowly hinting towards them offering you a beer is the key for a successfull shazaroo, commonly used expressions include "So, how many beers you got tonight?", "I could really go a beer", "I havn't had a beer in so long".

Sounding down on your self and hinting to how hard your life is can also be useful for completing teh shazaroo.

Shazarooist: "Hey Carl, sup Al? what you drinking to night?"
"really? I love those, I wish I had a beer."
(sound depressed here)

Carl: "Do you want a beer shazarooist?"

Shazarooist: "thanks Carl"

Al: "Carl you just got shazarooed!"

by Maunik January 25, 2008

Shazzam

Word used to express pride in the successful completion of a magic trick. Word is said whilst the fingers of both hands are splayed horizontally to the floor gesturing towards the area of the illusion. (one hand above the other)
Can also be used to celebrate general achivement and completion of tasks.
Can also be split in to two syllables, sha and zam when denoting something that is undeniably funny, yet unfortunate. (In this way used to "lighten the mood" )
Always accompanied with hand gesture

"When the sheet is dropped, the girl shall be gone!"
(sheet is dropped, girl is gone)
....Shazzam!

Straight A exam results
....Shazzam!

Shopping bag splits, shopping is spread over car park, muller rice rolls under car, person looks on in dejection
.....Sha..zzam

by Houdini Hoes October 4, 2009

Shazam

Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.

Isn't that your mom over there? SHAZAM!

by stetzel February 6, 2005

Shazzam

What I say when I have found somthing really cool and no one is watching. When screamed out it has more of a surprised meaning but when said in a low tone it is totally sexy.

Everyone is watching the game while you are in the corner, " SHAZZAM!". Total attention getter.

by Neva Palmer September 30, 2006

shizank

1.) The stuff that really gets on your nerves, the type of people, places or events that you just absolutely hate.
2.) Obviously another word for poop.
3.) Stuff that is bad ass, a universal word that can be used in any situation. Inflection and preface conversation clearly defines the word.

If a hot woman/man walks by, you can say:

Man, that bitch is the shizank!

Clearly a positive comment.

If an ugly woman/man walks by, you can say:

Damn, that (chick/dude) looks like shizank!

Clearly a negative comment.

by The Blacksburg Caveman (T.O.M.) August 14, 2006