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Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing
A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him
by Jwc June 3, 2013
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stailing

The art of using your mindpowers and fingers to stick nails and staples into and out of a board compulisvely.
Regina and Dani invented to sport of Stailing.
by Jiorge January 30, 2006
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shauning

The act of spending countless hours in a hot tub and drinking heavily until all the bitches leave. The more drunk you are, the better you're doing.
I spent the afternoon shauning at the Sandpiper Beacon.
by JSling June 18, 2008
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staining the deck

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck
by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010
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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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knight in shining armour

a man who helps women in distress in a gallant and courteous manner.
He is a knight in shining armour. He would help women whenever they are in trouble.
by uttam maharjan August 9, 2012
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ShiningPlasmas

a ShiningPlasmas is a Godly human being, even more Godly than Zamasu himself, if you are a ShiningPlasmas, you are one of the strongest Gods in the entire world, not even Eggmans Lazer piss or Thanos could stop you!!!
guy#1: wow i cant believe my brother is so good at this game, he's a shiningplasmas at this game

guy#2: not even I would be able to defeat a shiningplasmas such as himself at this game
by RandomDude1999 June 13, 2019
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