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top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008
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Strolling

strolling: (verb) visiting places on the internet with the sole goal of becoming self-righteously furious. Portmanteau of "self-trolling"
I just wasted half an hour strolling around this ridiculous Andrew Bolt blog.
by @llosaurus September 26, 2012
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Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"
"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"
by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014
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Shelfing

The act of placing drugs inside the vagina as a way of ingesting them
Molly is rolling so hard after shelfing that pill
by FestivalNurse June 12, 2017
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Scrolling Anticipation

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one
I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.
by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008
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Scrolling Eyes

When smoking marijuana, your eyes feel as if they are scrolling up and down, thus causing a very frame-by-frame/sketchy vision effect.
"That weed gave me scrolling eyes! It was like I was seeing everything in frames, it freaked me the fuck out!"
by Aaronxlv September 26, 2008
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Strolling for a Dove

According to youtubes, Jiggabojones, this means you are looking for a $20.00 bag of crack.
by bojacksonfreak1 December 28, 2009
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