Shwasted

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone

I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know

by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016

smoasted

When you smoke so much you are toasted.

" Hey bro, what's up?" "Just chillin, gettin smoasted."

by jgrizz08 October 31, 2017

smoasted

When you smoke so much you are toasted.

"Hey bro, what's up?" "Just chillin, gettin smoasted"

by jgrizz08 October 31, 2017

shrobster

half shrimp half lobster

is that a shrobster?!

by smackmommy April 21, 2018

Shwasted

Word to describe when you’re beyond wasted.

I was shwasted last night.

by Akmartin October 4, 2020

Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

Shmoated

Goated but better

Damn he’s shmoated!

by Shmoated March 20, 2021