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shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016
mugGet the shrink dickmug.

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol
Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles
by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013
mugGet the shrinking testiclesmug.

Shrink ya chin

An alternative to "Fuck off asshole or I'll murder your testicles."
Person 1: "Ligma balls"
Person 2: "Go shrink ya chin"
by demonater5 May 1, 2021
mugGet the Shrink ya chinmug.

shrink

my therapist referred me to a shrink
by jrhgfadjgjkadshklgjfhadsjkhflj November 29, 2022
mugGet the shrinkmug.

Stink Shrink

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch stinks.
That girl's pussy smelled so bad that I got the Stink Shrink. My dick went down like the Titanic.
by GC A.C. March 10, 2021
mugGet the Stink Shrinkmug.

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