sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Grape Scrape

Common Marine Corps slang for getting a hair cut.

"I got my grape scraped last night, recruit style. Feels good!"

by Chicken Torta June 14, 2012

grease scraper

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

by The Boc January 19, 2014

Making shapes

making shapes is a slang term for moving..

I'm making shapes towards the shop!

by squashhole July 20, 2016

skrale skraper

een gier die de euro muntjes wil

ik ben toch geen skrale skraper - timon

by oga the real September 17, 2018

Heart-Shaped Box

Song performed by Nirvana. Written by Kurt Cobain to express how he loved Courtney Love but felt suppressed by her.

I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks...

by Flannel Flyer October 4, 2004

shape up

To fix up your hair line, on the back, or side of your head. Also the front if you want it.

damn yo! I gots to get me a shape up

by dot dot dot June 8, 2004