shorted

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

Shorting

A financial term of making money when the markets are red going down to a lower price.
You make money when the market crashes and lose money when the markets are up . It’s backwards trading.

Leo Miamii said to short BA ! He made a lot of money shorting!

by One World Anarchy November 16, 2020

Short

Your girlfriend

Your girlfriend is short

by Kitty6279 March 18, 2019

short

Someone that is an adult but very below average height. Like 4'8''.
Most people that are short deny it and say they're 5'11''

twitch chat: "LUDCROC SHORTWIG SHORTWIG LUDWIG STOP LYING UR 2'4''!!!

SHORT------------>"
ludwig: *contemplates streaming*

ur short ludwig lol poggers for tall people small people are stinky ants

by ludwigisshortlol February 23, 2020

short

me

Guy 1:ur short as fuck man
Me:NO FUCKING SHIT

by penny pastrana April 27, 2022

No Shorts

Brand created by college kids which is basically a knock off barstool that sells merch and is typical rich boy culture.

Follow No shorts on Instagram! Dude you don’t follow no shorts?

by lilyd551 December 17, 2020

Shorting

Using short responses via text message to show you are mad

I was texting my girlfriend last night and she was totally shorting me!

by wrangler101 February 6, 2015