Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

smoozer

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc

I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.

by **paula** May 12, 2007

baby shooter

Name for the male genitalia.

Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.

by maggie cate May 29, 2008

web shooter

One who slings his ejaculate into or on someone or something.

Dude: Why is there jizz everywhere!?!?
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I'm a web shooter.

by Webslinger6969 December 29, 2016

Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter

Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.

Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

shooter mcgavin

A way to congradulate a friend for doing something cool or awesome by using both hands in the "finger gun" motion.

Look Tom just shot James the shooter mcgavin for banging that virgin.

by Steverrrrrrrrrr June 18, 2006

Sailboat Shooter

When you stretch out your ballsack into a cup, pour in a shot of rum, and have a girl take the shot

by Anonymous August 21, 2003