Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

shombi

you are now in the shombi club, because you looked up what it means. you cannot tell anyone what a shombi is unless they ask you. you cannot tell anyone how to get in the shombi club. shombi has no literal meaning, but you must say it very often now that you are in the club.congratulations
shout out to Eddie K.
Shombi

Lauren: hey colleen
Colleen: omg your such a shombi

by Shombi Flom April 14, 2014

Schomberg

Another word for it is HicksVille: The place where all them hicks live. Much better than Nobleton && has way cooler people

I dont have one im not smart enough because i live in Schomberg.
LOL JK schombergs the bomb.com

by Schombergian May 9, 2012

Shambly

Adj. When one is in a state of confusion in which their life is disorderly and chaotic; also used to describe when one is disheveled, haggard or just a complete mess.

I am so shambly I spend more money on booze than food

by tarynNmark March 10, 2011

Shamblefrump

How women look when they come to work the morning after going out hard the night before.

-Did you see Sarah this morning?
-Yeah, she's a real Shamblefrump.

by Mrbenjamin November 13, 2010

schomburg

the process of having sex with a chick who has tourettes syndrome.

'Dude, I totally schomburged that chick who works in accouting, last night'.

by Shaggy Pete May 11, 2008

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004