shoeaholic

a condition in which an individual owns more than 60 pairs of shoes

Hi, my name is Ross, and I'm a shoeaholic.

by wisnk0816 May 25, 2011

Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.

Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!

by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009

shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.

That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.

by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007

Shoeaholic

Noun: One who covets shoes and who owns more than they can wear in.... ever.

Jenn is a shoeaholic. That bitch wore a new pair again!

"These shoes are $400. Let's get 'em!"

by Shoe Whore December 29, 2009

shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.

Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.

by buffalochopper November 13, 2005

Greasy Shoebox

Sexual manuever involving a greased up foot or part of foot inserted into another consenting adult's anus.

Man. Tanya was nagging my ass off last night so I gave her the ol' greasy shoebox.

by GST12 March 12, 2008

shoebox

A box of shoes used by drug dealers to hide money, drugs, guns or anything else.

I got a glock and 5 stacks in my shoebox.

by jac212212 January 24, 2009