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Supermarket shuffle

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.
by L. Walker June 22, 2009
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fairy snuff

well its pretty much the same Fair Enough, but its Fairy Snuff.
Girl: Hey! what you been up to?
Girl 2:Helloooo, uh, nothing much.
Girl: ah fairy snuff!
by yellowelephants November 7, 2009
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Yorgey Shuffle

A sexual move where you fuck the girl standing and having her bent over the bed. You fully pull out and re-enter 6 times while shuffling back and forth in the process. This is considered 1 Yorgey Shuffle.
Dude, Jerry pulled off 12 Yorgey Shuffle's last night!
by CrazyGlueGuy January 25, 2011
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Glizzy Shuffle

The placing of your cock (glizzy) between two butt cheeks (buns) and thrusting till the act of climax, no insertion.
“Yo did you smash that chick?” “Nah, she wouldn’t do more than the Glizzy Shuffle”
by Gomezinator August 22, 2020
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three finger shuffle

She was home by herself and horny. So she did the three finger shuffle.
by returnunopened January 27, 2010
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Judas shuffle

(Catholicism) The act of leaving Mass early, typically between receiving communion and the concluding rite, without a justifiable reason for doing so. The Judas shuffle is named after Judas Iscariot, who left the Last Supper (the first Mass/Divine Liturgy) early in order to summon the guards to arrest Jesus.
My brother did the Judas shuffle because he wanted to watch the football game.
by sambarnes February 28, 2008
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houston shuffle

Instead of waiting in line for a mile or four at a congested off ramp, driving as close to the junction/barrier to the exit in a faster lane and darting ahead of the lineup when there is a large enough gap created by a transport trucker or typical Houston driver who is distracted by the bowl they are packing with one hand while texting with the other hand.

A perfectly executed Houston shuffle is when the shuffler's vehicle rear does not protrude into the previous lane, they did so without going over a solid white and/or pylons (as 12 sometimes issue tickets solely for poorly executed shuffles), and vehicles behind cannot get offended because after all they created a 4-car-legnth gap ahead of them that was ripe for a Houston shuffle.
Rochelle-Alexandria: Hey that's the line for the off ramp we need, I guess we gotta wait in line for 15 minutes.
BHSLF: Naw girl! I'll just do a Houston shuffle. Like threading a needle you just gotta find the right gap ahead of a slower or distracted homie. Then we'll hit the exit in 30 seconds instead and I won't feel bad because we are using all available space.
by phbl May 12, 2019
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