Smoogle

a person, usually female, who will come over and use people for marijuana. similar to a beer slut, but for weed.

"Why'd you invite Kim? That smoogle only hangs out when she thinks there's a blunt."

by Milo Mercer May 15, 2009

Shmool

A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.

Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.

Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.

by Quad Girl May 13, 2010

Shmoodled

To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.

We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney

by PattyBerz December 3, 2019

Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

shmoolagins

a way of expression feeling and exlamation.

Oh, shmoolagins! im late for class again!

by ........................................ October 11, 2006

Shmooga

Smart, eccentric, individualistic, iconoclastic, defiant and creative, girl.

You can be a shmooga but don't be too hip for life.

by Sentient Being August 16, 2011

shmoogle

A hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003