Shpoogie

When you accidentally wear the wrong dirty sock and your dehydrated baby soup is reconstituted inside your shoe as a result of friction and sweat. Some may even experience a "slip-and-slide" effect when there is enough ejaculate and sweat that the sock can no longer maintain traction within the shoe.

Dude, I think I pulled a shpoogie on myself.

From the sound of it, I think Dylan is walking on his shpoogies today.

Bro - I had a shpoogie so bad that my foot slipped and jammed my big toe into the front of my shoe. Literally ripped my fucking toenail off. Seriously, gnarly.

by Rooskadoodle December 1, 2022

Shmooger

A slur used predominantly used against Mexican little people

That shmooger down the street is really nice

by CrustMstBust September 12, 2023

Shroogin

The hair on your head

Do you wash your shroogin? I do everyday

by Trevor & Colton August 7, 2008

Shmoggin

Looking kind of sick,like with rabies or possibly a bit tossed up.

"You look a little Shmoggin today, Laura."

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 24, 2008

Shmoog

The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.

Person 1: hey man, let’s get going!
Person 2: give me a minute, I’ve got shmoog.

by AlBauce April 11, 2019

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018

Shwoogie

Adj, of or pertaining to the blackness of something.

The spinners on that Escalade are soo shwoogie.

by mrsrubthebelly February 5, 2005