candy shopping

A person who runs around the store buying everything in sight.
Someone who buys things on an impulse.

My girlfriend is always candy shopping.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Ninja shopping

Going to a large shop or store, typically a supermarket and getting in and out really quickly. To just buy what you were going in for without getting delayed by special offers or little old ladies getting in the way.

Max was out of the store with the beers before they guys had even found a good parking spot. Thats why they sent him, he was the best at ninja shopping.

by Maxx Borchovski April 20, 2009

Secret Shopper

An occupation where an individual goes around making sure customer service is good, and spectacular.

If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.

/b/'s job is to be a secret shopper.

You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete assholes if you do not give them over the counter head service.

by Gin_Tama July 11, 2009

star shopping

The process of finding the perfect girl for you.

All stars in the sky are different in many ways, same as women, all women are different in many ways.
Star Shopping is finding that one of a kind girl.

by PapiGoatLmao June 18, 2018

window shopper

People that browse expensive stores and never buy anything. A new song by 50 cent - window shopper.

Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by

by oldschool rosendahl December 25, 2005

shoppa

A popular game mode in worms, a strategy computer game in which the player leads a squad of worms in turn-based battles using bizarre weapons like the Concrete Donkey or the Banana Bomb. In this game mode you are given three worms (depending on the number of people who play), and you start with only infinite ninja rope with infinite repeat swings and infinite parachute. You can only get weapons from crates which materialize on the map, one each turn. The main rules to this style of play are attack from the rope (unless the type of weapon prohibits this), abbreviated afr; collect a crate before attacking, cba; attack all but the person in last place, abl; and kill the cow (the noob or person who violates the rules), ktc. Usually all these rules are implemented in play unless otherwise stated by the host.

Don't you know the rules to shoppa, you filthy little cow? I'll kick your bloody arse to smithereens!! Bloody hell!

by i swear to drunk i'm not god September 3, 2005

Sherman Shopping

The act of or activity describing attending a meal at Sherman Dining Hall at Brandeis University and then taking more food than you can eat, but instead of eating it, putting it into your purse, backpack, bag, or plastic container, and then walking out of the hall in order to take your ("freely") acquired food back to your fridge.

My friends and I went sherman shopping tonight. Would you like some apples from my fridge?

by rujudan September 4, 2010