shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

splongey

Splongey is used as a characteristic for intelligent pets in the UK, specific dogs or cats when they doing an unexpected trick.

My dog jumped backwards today, that was really splongey!

by Climpering September 23, 2014

Shlonger

Dick, penis

That's a small//big shlonger

by Jriejfkenglwnfkdmr September 5, 2017

Shlongk

When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.

Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”

by Oogabunga April 11, 2020

Shlorkey

A word with no meaning used to confuse people.

Your hair is really shlorkey today. (Or) Stop it with your shlorkery.

by Shlorkey guy May 22, 2020

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy shadonkler bob! I pulled a shlonkerburg!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy mackafoodle! I pulled a shlonkerburg,get me some napkins Bob!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021