shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009

Shweating

Sweat produced while holding, or in the process of doing, a number 2.

Man I needed to go so bad I was shweating up a storm.

by importriders April 17, 2014

Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015

Shleggings

These bitch ass leggings start at the hips and end just below the patellas.

Her calves look hella toned in those shleggings.

by Thepatella April 26, 2015

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

SWEAVING

SWERVING AND WEAVING AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DRIVING A VEHICLE.

I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT THAT I SWEAVING WHILE IN Y MUSTANG.

by T-A-Z March 30, 2019

Steaving

Seggsy steave is the owner of coochie town candles, and when YIU use his name in a sentence it means that your eating pretzels whilst eating out your great grandpa

Chummy: what are you doing fruity?
Fruity: I’m steaving
Chummy: oh my! Can I join?!

by Oochie boochie girl January 1, 2021