shitcock

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

by john master January 15, 2008

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005

Shitcock

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars

by Timmah July 29, 2004

shithooks

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

by Big ol' V March 10, 2007

The Shitlickers

The rawest punk band from sweden, started in 1981 and broke up in 1982. However in there short time they managed to release 2 EPs and Inspired many D-beat punk bands and also they're first gig was opening for The Exploited.

"Who tells the cunts to do what they do? THE LEADER OF THE FUCKING ASSHOLES! - The Shitlickers

by Outlaw-Scumfuck October 30, 2012

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.

Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010