When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
by LaRogue August 20, 2013
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Get the shitline mug.Similar in process to a Dirty sanchez. There are 2 times this can be done:
1) When a man, after anal sex, puts his finger inside a girl (or guy's) ass and takes alot of shit on his finger and wipes the crap above the his partner's lip, which resembles a hitler-like moustache.
2) A sleepover prank. When someone is sleeping wipe shit on above their lip.
The only diffrence between a shitler and a dirty sanchez is that a shitler is thicker and has more crap then a dirty sanchez.
1) When a man, after anal sex, puts his finger inside a girl (or guy's) ass and takes alot of shit on his finger and wipes the crap above the his partner's lip, which resembles a hitler-like moustache.
2) A sleepover prank. When someone is sleeping wipe shit on above their lip.
The only diffrence between a shitler and a dirty sanchez is that a shitler is thicker and has more crap then a dirty sanchez.
by Striker7x February 3, 2005
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Get the shitening mug.When nothing and nobody can disturb, annoy or otherwise anger an individual. They could be said to be shitless.
by johnbyrne2122 March 6, 2014
Get the shitless mug.1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.
2) reaching a state of no return
2) reaching a state of no return
1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!
by animedude April 24, 2004
Get the shitless mug.A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Derived from: "shit mittens"
Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"
Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008
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