shitlature

Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.

Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?

Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.

Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!

by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012

Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

shitjangled

When you’re so broke, you only have the change jangling in your pocket

Dude 1: Bro, lets get some soda
Dude 2: I would, but I’m shitjangled

by Prince fagget queers (lol@wes) July 4, 2018

shitline

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.

Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.

by Booger Queen Dairy King January 27, 2021

Shillan

Shillan is a lovely girl she is always on smoke with atleast one person but still lovely. Always there for everyone and deserves so much more happiness and success. A purrfect and beautiful person that can make you laugh and cry at the same time somehow. Bit dumb sometimes (jk jk) but minor everything else just makes up for it. If you find a shillan don’t let go those are rare breeds. Love and never let go of a shillan

Oh look it’s a shillan those are so so rare

by R.Syed0628 June 2, 2021

Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016