Shitlock

To render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery

"The fucking idiots, they've shitlocked the bloody toilets !" (typical assessment on Saturday mornings in an English university hall of residence)

by DarkStormy March 4, 2015

no sure, shitlock

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.

Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"

by C-Mills June 10, 2010

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

Shitrock

Common name for pets that you don’t know what to name them. Universal nickname.

What will you name him? I don’t fucking know. Shitrock? Come here lil Shitrock.

by H-usky September 29, 2020

shitocki mushrooms

1) A cover up word for "shit."
2) a type of mushroom.

1)SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! THAT BITCH BE HOTT!!
2)OH SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! MY PHONE BROKE!

by slepoyrox February 26, 2010

shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

Shitrock

Being completely and utterly defeated; destroyed.

"I turned the corner and got shitrocked by a level 70 battle mage!"

by GRIFTY Rodriguez November 27, 2011