Shitcalling

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.

"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"

by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009

Shitcan

A common name for a workplace

Person 1: how was the shitcan today?

Person 2: fucking crap. Only had. 3 hour shift which I didn’t deserve.
Person 1: that blows! Big time!

by Jazhands February 25, 2021

Shitcup

A cup... full of shit...

That dude just shitted in a cup. My god nancy! its a shitcup!

by Someotherguy October 19, 2004

shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.

Martin: shithappens

by moojay January 13, 2011

shitcaking

to act like an complete idoit, to act like a complete loser, can also be said as a verbto shitcake

Neela stop shitcaking.
John is being such a shitcake.

by soccerhoney January 29, 2008

shitcam

shitcam is the slang term for stickam. everyone uses it because they know stickam is shit. All stickam is good for is perves who fap to webcams all day long and typing pure shit in the chat. Anybody who's anybody refers to stickam as shitcam.

I was on shitcam all day today because there was nothing to do.
I had to close all the cams last time i was on shitcam because everyone was so ugly!
Shitcam just keeps getting worse and worse, there was some guy on cam fapping for like an hour in a group chat and nobody kicked him.

by the scene queen May 28, 2009

Shitcakes

1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.

2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.

"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"

"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"

However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."

by John141 December 26, 2005