Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Shade Shiste

an individual whom acts in a scheming and sneaky (weasel rat bastard) manner in select situations

Anthony Tavormina is a shadey shiste because one called him and saw him ignore the call. IN addition his cellphone is prepaid and he has a "wednesday shirt"!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

Pink Shite

The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.

"Man, I saw you're sister the other day and did a pink shite. She's a fucking pig".

by Sean Boyle February 20, 2009

Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.

"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.

by Davie B August 1, 2006

shite pipe

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".

"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

shinterjection

At a party or dinner , the sharp kick under the table you give to your partner to indicate that whatever it is they are saying, they must stop saying it right now.

charma: "if it was not for my shinterjection, u would have already spilled the beans."
mj: "fuck man, was it so close."
charma: "yeah, u almost said it."
mj: "thank god!!!"

by its_aks November 15, 2005