sheet booger

When the snot in your nose solidifies to the inside of the nostril. When picked, it comes out thin, flat and usually dry resembling a sheet of paper. Hence the name.

"I picked my nose today and pulled out a big sheet booger!"

by ATCmatt May 11, 2016

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Docket Sheet

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.

Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.

by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021

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Shesta

A very strong, determined and beautiful person inside and out. She has problems trusting people but once you gain her trust she is there for you the rest of your life.

She is very stubborn and hates being wrong. She is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet and someone you would want on your side in a bind.
She is trustworthy, dependent, loving, caring, just basically the type of person who would give someone in need the shirt off her own back.
She believes in love but has issues finding a balance. Romance is something she doesn't see very often but loves it when she does. She is the type to settle down not go out and party.

She lives each day like it is her last and she doesn't hold back.

Shesta is a very amazing girl. One you won't find anywhere else. If you are lucky enough to grab onto her never let go and realize how lucky you are.

by Charmed3862 November 21, 2011

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sheetload

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.

Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!

by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

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