Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.

Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!

by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010

Sheboygan

Mediumish town in Wisconsin located on the shores of Lake Michigan.
Known for its famous "Brat-fest" parade celebrating that worthy summer grilling stapel the Johnsonville brat.
The location where the popular Wisconsin summer phrase "cooler by the lake" originated.
'Lovingly' referd to as "She-Vegas" because it is actually a one-horse town with nothing much to do.
Some times used as a verb refering to acts of a sexual nature.

"Lets go to Sheboygan, I mean atleast its better than watching grass grow!"

"Dude I was in Sheboygan and found a shirt that said 'She-Vegas' across the front...how cool...or not"

"Dude you should totally sheboygan that girl, shes a hottie."

by Perfect Vixen March 23, 2009

shambollic

Disgraceful, appalling, offensive. Expressing how unpleasant and embarrasing something is, for instance, an opera singer's very pitchy notes and especially her confidence exceeding her ability to actually sing. It is the opposite of graceful.

Her overall performance was totally shambollic, especially that last note pitchy note she hit. Ohh...

by Stephanie Jaya April 6, 2005

shemogic

A small annoying/retarded child, that frequent's small businesses

Some lady brought her damn shemogics in and they were running all over the store.

by Eric Rutherford December 21, 2007

shelbows

When an extremely obese person's shoulder fat appears to travel south and engulf the person's elbow. Combination of "shoulder" and "elbows".

Brett: Yo, check out that dude in line at Baskin Robbins.

Gabe: Geez, looks like he doesn't need any more ice cream cause he's rocking some crazy shelbows.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

Shambolised

A single word which completely encompasses and describes any person(s) who are totally mindblown, and Headshot and unable to think clearly, or not able to focus or concentrate on a single topic of thought, usually as a result of the use of intoxicating and/or illegal substance, causing lack of judgement, common sense, and the inability to communicate with others in an understandable, or indeed appropiate fashion.

Rhys: "Oh my God! Look at the state on Brendan! He can't even get his words out in the right order! Talking complete nonsense to himself and spinning out, he's full-on mental!"

Stuart: "I know, I think he must have taken something for his head to be in that much of a mess! Totally SHAMBOLISED! What a state to get into!"

Brendan: "Alright boys?"

Billy: "Yeah, you look well SHAMBOLISED tho fella!"

Brendan: " I am! lost in the woods, but I like it that way!"

by The Screaming Queen May 7, 2010

sheboot

A film or televsion property that is rebooted and recast with women in roles played by men in the orginal material. Similar to a shequel.

Sophia Vergara has been cast to play Hannibal in a sheboot of "The A-Team." Rhonda Rousey was screen tested for the B.A. Baracus role.

by Superstar71 July 19, 2016