Sheldon

Big Winky and pleases women

Andrea: omfg sheldon has such a massive peepee

Josh: yeeeet motherfukkkkers he's such a sheldon

by Fucking slayer February 7, 2019

Sheldon

the "greatest" person in the world

Hi im Sheldon and im here to help

by >type name here< February 18, 2017

Sheldon

Sheldon- the guy you love to hate . He’s the one who’s willingly to do anything for a person and he’s not afraid to speak his mind. People named Sheldon are usually over 6ft tall He’s very sexy and probably has a 10inch ..anyway but you won’t know till you ask. Sheldon is probably the one guy you want to date but know you can’t

Person: Sheldon can you please put that thing away ?
Sheldon: oh I’m sorry it’s just so big

by Imadancerforlove November 13, 2017

sheldon

plankton, a dog, the cutest thing EVA, and an old man

Hey puppy boy! Cmere sheldon!
2) mwa hahaha i will destroy earth
you get back here kiddos!

by the repairman January 2, 2012

Sheldon

A cheating bitch. That plain and simple.

“you see that guy over there ?”

“yeah that’s Sheldon .”

by yeah it’s true September 25, 2019

dirty sheldon

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.

“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”

by CremOfSumYungGui May 28, 2019

Sheldon

A mythical creature with long magetical hair, always sought after by faggits who dont deserve it.

Wow that Sheldon is very magestical

by Tsuskin November 22, 2011