shaqgasm

a phenomenon that occurs whenever one witnesses Shaquille O'Neal beat the shit out of several people using his Shaq Fu while advertising several products, grab one of their asses, dunk the last one into a garbage can, then roar like a t-rex
Example: youtube
/watch?v=HBEOxvRdxMs

The link above includes a shaqgasm.

by HyaenusDominae February 13, 2010

scargasm

A fake orgasm used most often by females when not completely passionate about the sex they are having

I had sex with this really hot chick, but i think she had a scargasm. That does explain why she didn't call me back.

by President VanWormer November 7, 2011

sargasm

One who overuses sarcasm in a conversation, especially when its not funny anymore.

1: "Wow thats sooooo funny!"
2: "Geez stop having a fucking sargasm"
1: "Sorry MOM. Hahahaha!"
2: "I hope you die horribly."

by WhiteChika May 13, 2014

Sargasm

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

by Bat Fastard May 13, 2006

shaqgasmic

Being moved by Shaq in such a way that you are overwhelmed with feelings for Shaq.

I was watching and old Lakers game and it was shaqgasmic. I had so many shaqgasms.

by Bill Scoots December 16, 2008

Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.

Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.

by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010

Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.

Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."

by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013