A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
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Me and Sammie went to the beach and it was full of tards. Perfect opportunity for a spot of Swanting
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I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
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"I'm totally shanning Chris right now"
"Do you really have a crush on Emily?"
"I don't know just think I'm shanning her"
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"I don't know just think I'm shanning her"
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