Shank

A Shank is when You Masturbate whilst taking a dump. twice the orgasm!

"Just popping for a shank",
"Go shank yourself",
"Shank-face"

by D2323 December 28, 2007

Shank

To stand a woman on her head and eat her like an ice cream cone.

I would love to shank the cougar at the end of the bar!

by Skippy Whitlock June 29, 2010

Shank

1. A homemade knife or stabbing weapon.

2. A short wank, time constrained by location and/or circumstances.

1. Pimp Daddy Smurf shanked Alfonzo for stealing his toilet wine.

2. That blonde walked by me between classes, so I slipped in the john and pulled a shank before second bell.

by Cameron DiAss January 30, 2009

Shank

To shank
1-To mishit (in sport)
2-To crap something up e.g. a relationship

1-Damn! I shanked that last shot!
2-I really shanked what we had going on, didn't I?

by Tomas-N November 12, 2007

Shank

verb

To go for a shit and get so bored you end up masturbating

"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"

"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"

by 3dd0 March 8, 2009

Shank

To misspass a volleyball in such a way that if can't be played by your teammate

Coach: Damn, ima take Dan out, he's been shanking passes all day!

by Victor Chen July 6, 2007

Shank

To shank someone with a homemade mexican knife

Eddie: Will I'll shank u

Will: Oh shit

by Lewisboy February 13, 2010