Shane Dawson special

Spread your pets chicken legs and masturbate on their stomach.

Stop pissing me off or im going over to your house to give your dog a Shane Dawson special.

by Lane Kurtis Coates April 8, 2019

shane

shane’s are short and sweet. if you meet a shane, you’ll know that you can count on them whenever you need to talk about something. shane’s are a ladies man! they have lots and lots of friends that are girls and lots of sisters. shane’s are very athletic. they also love to make dirty jokes to make people laugh.

shane is so funny!

by mae_sally April 22, 2018

Shane

A man of mystery, (Majestical Master)

Full of surprises. Jekyl and Hyde.

Each day is different when you know a Shane. Loving and attentive on good days. Snappy the Crocodile the next. However its impossible to stop loving him. He will give you guidance in many of lifes challenges, but he is a comedian/illusionist so have a gamble and enjoy the ride.

Shane is addictive... give a little. Take a little.

Somewhere over the rainbow the man will send you if you are lucky enough to meet him.
Shane is a priveledge and must be treated accordingly

Share a drop of heaven.
No gag. No go

And Mine

SHANE (Majestical master ),the one the only pussy whisperer
(Thiscunt)

by Stunnedmulletfuck March 6, 2018

Shane Dawson

A person who fucked his cat and sucked his dogs dick

Hey have you see the Shane Dawson tweets it’s so funny

by Spot the different llllllllIll April 1, 2019

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

Bowling Shane

He is famous for his mastery of spin and widely regarded as one of the greatest of all-time

Bowling Shane, bowler of the Ball of the Century. The G.O.A.T.

by UnknownGuest August 4, 2019

Shane Warne

Blonde superstar Australian cricket, greatest leg spinner to have played the game, but famous for doing stupid things like text/s.m.s-ing strippers, dancing like a drunk after wining games, eating backed beans, taking advice off his mom, and knocking over Mike Gatting at the Oval in '93.

Bowled Shane!

by Adam Gilchrist February 11, 2004